No one in human history has ever stolen someone else’s romantic partner. Significant others have changed their mind, been persuaded, been coerced, or even been forced, raped, or abducted, but no one’s boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. has ever been fucking stolen because humans are not fucking objects, no matter who or how many try to tell you otherwise. Sorry, buddy. Your wallet got stolen. Your girlfriend chose to be with another person.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
but could we just take a moment to imagine Eren as Bambi